69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'
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