crush course

It is a really fast course for anything.....

Hey, dude i travel in a week to buenaventura... but i can`t drive.. so i need a crush course for driving car....

by camachoacosta July 24, 2010

The court of LULZ

Where flamers try to get people banned, when n00bs try to prove their worthiness, and basically anywhere where meaningless internet evidence is put forth and used against someone.

People never win a case in the court of LULZ because of the extensive Photoshop programs people have nowadays, but it's great for a good laugh.

Common places where the court of LULZ goes down are boards, forums, chat rooms, and flickr

Welcome to teh internets, where everything you say will be screen-capped and used against you in the court of LULZ.

by Pedo_cat December 3, 2010

stoner courtesy

not being a jerk and selling drugs (weed, lsd, bars, etc.) for higher prices then you should.

damn dude juan showed major stoner courtesy last night when i got a hit of acid for 10 bucks while he gave this n00b a hit for 20.

i got a gram of dro for 20 and this nark got a gram for 30. gotta love stoner courtesy!

by korrrrn-deznutz February 19, 2011

Five course knuckle shuffle

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

Nort Court

An awful fucking discord server owned by the cinnamon stick guy from Apple Jacks with a god complex. The mods love to sit the the mod chat and suck each other’s dicks. Everyone there also likes to fuck Pokémon.

I just left Nort Court.

by Bom r April 12, 2021

Crash Course in Brain Surgery

Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah

Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah

Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul

Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace September 29, 2022

blown off course

( verb: being) : in Nordic countries such as Scandinavia and Canada, to come late to work because of an ice or snow storm

Although snow and ice are a problem in Canada, being blown off course is not an excuse for coming late to work.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016