Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick

"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."

by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022

cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality

For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff

by Sexydimma March 9, 2017

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009