first class ass

-The asshole of all assholes.

-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.

Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.

Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?

by Cloaked June 22, 2012

Class "C"

A smooth, subliminal way of saying "Classy". If said correctly, the person receiving this subliminal insult will think you said "Classy" but in all actuality you are referring to their low social status. That status being, class "C".

Pronounced "ClassSea" but can also be pronounced separately to make the insult known by all people around you: "Class Sea"!

Marcus: *walking into the company Christmas Party wearing a skin tight shirt, unbuttoned five buttons too low*

Susan: Wow, Marcus! You're looking very Class "C" this evening!

Marcus: Yeah, I fuckin' know. I spent 4 hours in the fuckin' gym. You know what Sandra? You're fuckin' hawt!

Susan: Uh... it's Susan... Thanks.

Susan: *spoken softly under her breath while walking away and rolling her eyes* Fuckin' guido.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 5, 2009

third class citizen

1Non-human—that is recognized as having certain subsistence substantial Visual for upper class citizens,with limited jurisdiction of legal system ;limited from ownership from a person;Also good mathematician.

"Ingenious of response from third class citizen." shouted the lawyer .

by pseudonymIwill August 26, 2019

play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

Seattle Calc Class

Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.

Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.

by Yobastank January 31, 2005

Cessna

Cessna is a hilarious girl. She was named after her grandad's favorite airplane. She's one of a kind. Very unique. She is always smiling and is very quick witted. Boys and girls like her. She's cute and popular, and comes up with funny catch phrases.

That's a Cessna saying!

by r1a2d3 February 3, 2010

White Class

Upper middle class people who are normally very classy but find themselves surrounded by idiots in a public setting (Movie theater, DMV, Mall, etc.) and the unfortunate White Trash side of them comes out.

The White Class person will typically be from the New York area and will usually be a Guido, but can be spotted all across the United States.

If provoked long enough a typical "White Class" person will attack a persons intelligence, choice in clothing, significant other, and over all stupidity. Usually results in shouting, insulting, and sometimes the exchanging of fists.

White Class Guy: (bites tongue but thinks) Oh c'mon! This fuckin' broad is takin' twenty minutes to decide what fuckin' movie she wants to see!

White Class Guy: (Says loudly) Hurry the fuck up! Ya buyin' a fuckin' house or a god damn movie ticket ya filthy rat bastard?!

White Trash woman: Excuse me!?

by zachary_MIDWEST November 4, 2009