A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 17, 2024
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Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
by KSparx September 13, 2020
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Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
by TheBigAhh June 08, 2025
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Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
by Kwayvizzle April 05, 2025
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Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 05, 2022
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christopher zackery

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon
le christopher zackery likes le tyler
by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd January 19, 2018
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Christopher Quick

I’m gonna Christopher Quick
by Cum6969 September 25, 2022
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