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pop chav

a person who claims to not be a chav. and who claims to like good music

typical pop chav girl wears long stripy jumpers dolly shoes and far too much make-up

typical pop chav guy wears jeans and fred perry jumpers and rockports but think they look smart

both types can only name around 2 good artists and claim to be cool
(pop chav) hey have you heard that new kaiser cheif song its fucking great

(indie guy) god you are so pop chav
by indie_chick_newbie April 8, 2007
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Weasel Chav

a small pathetic chav, found in inner cities, where they think there bad lil men. their paws can be lethal and they talk fast. thought to be a super hero
damn look at that weasel chav over there
run its a weasel chav
be careful of his paws
weasel chav to the rescue
by Fester 19887 January 30, 2007
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chav-geeks

Chavs are the stupid twats of the real world

Chav-geeks (NOT real geeks) are the stupid twats of the cyber world.

Both groups think their better than anyone who isn't the same as them. Both groups are made up of mindless clones who only ever speak, type their own language then run out of brainpower after two sentences and just hit someone (chav) or copy some code their cybe mate told them to give someone a virus (chav-geek).

Like I say chav-geeks aren't real real geeks coz real geeks actually know stuff.
=-k049: fdsj004 f-or w-e0r -4 f0- efkfdkosr@@fdj0e m8?

Fred: I'm sorry?

=-k049: Ha ha popr=9959 0fkjk--0993 a n00b!!!!
by Progratron September 7, 2005
mugGet the chav-geeksmug.

chav mobile

a car that is so pimped it is crap also it can be sold or bought in burbery or other crap chavy colors.
by miers May 18, 2005
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chav central

Magaluf - affectionately known as Shagaluf-holiday destination of chavs and chavettes bent on getting pissed, laid and sunburnt.
You don't want to go to Magaluf. It's chav central.
by jess1147 October 24, 2008
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Pre Chav

A young child who, in want of being like his older sibling, is a chav.
"Ohh, look at the cute little pre chav!"
by SlackerHobbs February 28, 2005
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Legacy chavs

When a god-awful shit-hole of a pub is eventually modernised and converted into a trendy bar with bottled beers, a good choice of wines and jazz-funk sounds, you will always find for the first three or weeks, a small group of legacy chavs huddled into the corner scowling menacingly at the new well-to-do, intelligent, clientele.
I say ruffians, why not re-locate up to the Pit Bull – there you will find draught lager, Sky Sports on the big screen and tattooed chav slappers galore.
by Luciano Lovelace January 29, 2004
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