Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.
Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.
by Stretch_Carrot December 02, 2019
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canadian coldhole

The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the

melted snow drips out.
Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!
by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021
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canadian coldhole

The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.
Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!
by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021
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Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.
Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.
by Slaggy Butthole October 09, 2018
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Canadian Coffee

coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it
I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning
by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017
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Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
by DelayedFuture August 03, 2017
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