A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.
See Also: the Sarah Palin
See Also: the Sarah Palin
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
by Majere February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by bilch83 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.