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Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin
"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."
by Majere February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
I just gave Jan Canada's History!!
by bilch83 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
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