cow catch

a grill on the front of a vehicle, typically a train, intended to push objects (esp. livestock) out of the way

The cow catch knocked the protester off the train tracks.

by tdlier June 17, 2009

keys cow

it means ur a susi baka

u are keys cow (susi baka)

by Meme Glory August 17, 2021

Cow poop

when a cow shits while having buttsex

Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 16, 2017

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for simultaneous cow fires is seventeen

2. A drink found only in St Bernard's Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

by GHumplik January 13, 2008

Hill cow

Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly

That Hill cows going to die he's facing downhill and can't eat

by stonedefiance December 26, 2020

Butt Cow

It's when a guy is banging someone in the butthole, they cum inside, then yank their cock out really fast, causing the butthole to pop out. After this, you milk the exposed butthole into a cup and make the other person drink it.

Susie ate tacos the other day..... when I gave her the butt cow, she threw up olives and lettuce everywhere, so I said "bitch, clean this shit!" I haven't given her the butt cow ever since

by E FeAzY August 31, 2007