Cop Coach

A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!
Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!

Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?

Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.

Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!

Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.

Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.

Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.

Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!

Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 13, 2012
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cop whipped

While driving, the act of braking suddenly in the presence of a law officer.
(Adj.) Dude I was driving down the freeway, this guy got cop whipped and slowed down to 60. I came really close to hitting his dumbass.
by nater6069 August 26, 2017
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Cop cursing

A service that is offered by some who pratice black magic,some forms of paganism,satanism ect.

for police brutality ect.
If you had a bad time with a cop go to John he does cop cursing.
by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009
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cop off

American slang for stealing or pocketing an item, often of dubious or minor value. Archaic , dates from the 1950s-1960s, especially popular on the West Coast in those days.

May have been replaced by "rip off" in the late 1960s, which became a much more broad term and eventually a noun as well as a verb.
"I'm not putting my beer down. One of these biker dudes might cop off with it."

"Where's my hat?"
"That chick you were talking to earlier. I think she copped off with it."
by malbuff March 12, 2020
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cop 69

When two cops cars are turned around in their patrol cars so they can slack and talk to eachother driver's side window to driver's side window
Had to slam on my brakes and slow the hell down when I saw the cops in what looked like a speed trap. No worries though because they were "cop 69" talking to eachother.
by Yo-T November 11, 2010
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copping it sweet

where someone else does the work and you gain the benefit.
Look at Jonny!, he's sat on his arse while someone else put's up his tent,
'Yeah he's copping it sweet.'
by Pooly Wha September 03, 2008
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Cop Blocker

Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex
Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
by KazUK May 12, 2011
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