Cookie Duster

An unshapen mustache, starting from just under the nose, trimmed only around the brim of the top lip. A full bodied, thick, and most often very coarse, lip brow. More than capable of topping off a womans vagina in the deed of oral sex, resembling a duster.

Jons sweet new Mazda Miata and Cookie Duster definately scream 'I just ate a hookers poon'.

by d_town August 28, 2009

I'm smelling what you're cooking

To understand the concept that someone is trying to convey.

A phrase to use when you want to let the other person know that you understand what he/she is talking about and they can stop trying to explain it.

Dude: So, the carburetor and the pistons...

Me: I'm smelling what you're cooking

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

doom cookie

Conventionally referring to a 'tryhard' goth. Nowadays it refers to the 'tryhard' emo phenomenon. These doom cookies act and dress like emo without understanding the true nature of the subculture and exploit the title of emo.

I thought you were friends?
No she is a doom cookie.

by rach XD September 15, 2007

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

cooking to bang

cooking food for a member of the opposite sex, with the sole purpose of hoping they'll sleep with you afterwards

ah, laura's coming round, he's cooking to bang

by the eyes tornado March 4, 2011

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022