Chelsea

A girl who is all of that but actually not. Turn your back for a minute and she will stick it to you hard. She likes to lie and cheat because she had daddy issues.

Hey do you know Chelsea?

Oh that fat ugly no good lying whore?

No thanks

by SmallTowneGirl December 19, 2023

Chelseaqwa

Is a know it all who loves to always be right. You can’t argue with her because she will always have receipts because she never deletes any text messages and she’ll pull up things from like 10 years ago so if you’re gonna argue with her, make sure you’re right or you’re wasting your time.

Me: “No! You never mentioned that!”
Chelsea: “Hold on … BOOM! Right year 7 weeks ago on Thursday at 3:27pm I texted you !”
Me: “Okay calm down, Chelseaqwa!”

by Gaybrool January 4, 2024

chellsey

my beautiful girlfriend.

oh that’s cooper’s girlfriend chellsey, i should stay away from her or cooper will defeat me.

by coop4 January 22, 2024

Chelsea

Uuuuuuuugh aggravating

Uuuugh Chelsea is so annoying

by Outcastprime January 29, 2024

cheesey load

When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat

"Hey dude, my girls so hot she loves a cheesey load daily"

by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024

Chelsea

Your girlfriend’s girlfriend who tells your baby mama FAFO.

“Who is Chelsea?”

by Supernik February 17, 2024

Chelsea

If you know a chelsea or are friends with one, run away, as fast as you can. Your family will understand, just run.

Person: holy fuck i cant believe i got away from chelsea...oh shit...oh shit who is that...is that? OH SHIT IT IS. DONT HURT ME PLEASE DONT HURT ME. NO. NOOOOOO

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024