board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Senseless Censorship Board

Any censorship board that's a pain to the citizens of any country. Also, it just proves that government officials are prudes.

Senseless Censorship Board has ruined this country for far too long it's time to disband it.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 10, 2017

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

not gana ride a hover board

Pussy

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy

by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017