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gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.
by kbeard February 8, 2007
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god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
by Roose Pies December 31, 2008
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Shanghai Beard

When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.
"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"

"Munch my Shang"
by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017
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Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.
Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard
by dandfingman July 1, 2011
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Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard
Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever
by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009
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layoff beard

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.
by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015
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Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting
I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
by coining buttress January 25, 2011
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