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National Basic Bitch Day 

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
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The Basic Bitch Manifesto 

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

Canberra Basic 

Canberra Basic describes a proportion of the young women who live in Canberra (the capital city of Australia) and think Canberra is the centre of the world. They will follow whatever they think is popular and go to places just to be seen there. If you meet at least 2 of the following criteria, you are Canberra basic:

1) Own a Kathmandu puffer jacket
2) Go out to Braddon 2 or more times a week
3) Do F45 classes
4) Own, or want to own, any kind of Audi car
5) Use the words “defs” or “totes”.
I was going to ask her out but I talked to her and she's so Canberra Basic.
Canberra Basic by Bjorn McPherson September 10, 2023

Above the Basic 

10 steps ahead of the "Basic Bitches".
Basic meaning regular, or fake women hopping on every bandwagon.
"Females stay jockin, I'm above the basic"

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SBB (Swedish basic bitch) 

A group of people, usually teenage girls, from Sweden that acts similar to a fjortis. It's basically an upgraded version of fjortis. These people wear short flowy skirts and use tons of makeup daily. A weird thing they do is rub their knees together in videos such as on TikTok. SBB's like to colour their hair a silver-ish colour and use orange fake tans. They are also famous for their orreknut.
That girl is totally an SBB (Swedish basic bitch)