Guy 1: Hey fuckface
Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.
"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
by David2024 June 3, 2024

by Reyneer June 2, 2022

I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.
by anonymous August 24, 2025

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016
