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Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight
Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022
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Break the Barrel

The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.
"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
by David2024 June 3, 2024
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Barrel watch

When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience
The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch
by Reyneer June 2, 2022
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Crapper Barrel

A casual dining restaurant that sorely lacks uniqueness, atmosphere, or a good menu.
I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.
by anonymous August 24, 2025
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Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.
Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.
by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022
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Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024
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double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016
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