banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.

I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.

by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016

banana soul

Banana soul is a fullfilled life and the highest um... euphoria a... ay... person could have. Or highest sense of euphoria and... um... now... (Jo, you can have the controller again).
To reach Banana soul you need Ellie’s approval , other ways include:
-Being a good boss.
-Following Ellie’s instagram @BananaSoule and liking all photos.
-Liking commenting and subscribing Alpharad plus’ videos.
-Getting it from someone who already has one

-Can I have some banana soul Boss baby?
-I’m Baby
-thanks!

by Plussy_Skylander December 7, 2019

Banana with no crust

When if you don’t know that one tik tok, you say this implying you are as stupid as the idea of a banana with no crust.

“Bro you know that one TikTok?”
“Nah bruh im a banana with no crust”

by RANDOMPERSON578912590341687 April 20, 2020

Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020

Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.

So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.

by Freemont04 August 31, 2013

desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.

Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."

by ar42dent October 7, 2013

banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.

Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012