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Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.
A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.
by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021
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bald

jesse is bald
by toefeet April 10, 2020
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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.
“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”
by SURRIO June 28, 2025
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Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
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Bald

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now
by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022
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bald asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole
by PinkTater May 18, 2022
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