A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.
Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!
by Mandi Harmony June 4, 2022
Get the Charfruiterie Boardmug. this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
Get the goin on a board bendermug. The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022
Get the Cum-Boardingmug. A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
by spookiespringles June 29, 2023
Get the National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Daymug. Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019
Get the Blow boardmug. by funnyguy1021 July 27, 2024
Get the cuh dey boardmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Defeat Someone In The Life Board Game To Proceedmug.