bald

quackity

quackit is bald lol xdxd

by aka__alex July 10, 2021

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024

Bald

Unless you are an air bender named aang you look ugly as a bladie

Look at that bald guy

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.

All pray to the Bald God

by naicha December 23, 2020

bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.

Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan

by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024