Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).
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High School is located in Douglasville, Georgia. The school itself is pretty nice until you go inside. Inside you find a head principal whose a dickbag, A bunch of teachers who don't really care, a group of kids smoking in the bathrooms, the majority of the rest of them are fucking in the Autotech room. And the rest of them are goodie-two-shoes. You walk around and about all you smell is weed and shit. The school is very run down and opposite racist. They HATE white kids and will expel just about anybody they can come up with a viable excuse to. Especially seniors. The head principal's nickname is Dr. Smalldick for a reason. He's a narcissistic cunt ask anybody and they'll agree. Only a handful of teachers actually care and all the rest are in udder despair.
Interviewee: I graduated from Robert S. Alexander High School in 2022
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?
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Alexander Carlyle Little

The sweetest man who ever lived. The boy with the perfect eyes and nose and hair and smile. A little short, but cute as a button. Sexy af. Somewhat forgetful. Very creative. Few words but many jokes. 10/10 would date again.
Alexander Carlyle Little, isn't that the guy who made that one song ages ago, what's it called again? The day before or something, I think it's on Spotify
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Alexander Britt

Ohh. That's not original. You just Alexander Britt'd that guy.
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Jules Alexander

Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".
Interviewer: "Who do you look up to most?"
Floyd Mayweather: Jules Alexander
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Alexander syndrome

You worked with a colleague for a while and changed position. But you can't accept to stop communication with them.
Oh he keeps talking about his ex colleague he must have Alexander syndrome
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alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it
Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"
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