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Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.
"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"
by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017
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poliwog milkshake

Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.
Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.
by RedwoodRed June 25, 2024
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Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.
I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.
by The G. August 8, 2009
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Weekend Milkshake

Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?

Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!

What a fucking slut
by ryanchitty May 19, 2009
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Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.
Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.
by John Tortorella December 5, 2024
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