Raging Asian

a crazy asian who needs rice within 30 minutes or he/she will go on a rampage kicking anything in site. This is how most asians get arrested.

i was watching some video and some raging asian came out of nowhere and was kicking the shit out of this guy.

by Justin Yee October 16, 2010

South Pacific Asian Meat

A definition for s.p.a.m.; the only pleasant variation of the word.

Mmmm... The spam on the menu at 'Polynesian Savior' is hot & delicious...

by mel&moe December 29, 2004

Asian Cartwheel

Doing a cartwheel through a pile of rice.

I spilled rice on the floor, my friend then proceeded to do an asian cartwheel.

by iLUVricealldai January 10, 2009

asianality

n:
1. The status of belonging to a particular nation by origin, birth, or naturalization for asian cultures.
2. A people having common origins or traditions and often constituting a nation within asian cultures.
3. Existence as a politically autonomous entity; national independence specifically dealing with asian cultures.

What asianality are you?

by xrothgarx January 26, 2006

Asianification

The process of a non-Asian person becoming Asian.

She now speaks fluent Manglish and gets too cold when the AC is on. She has learned to eat prawn heads, durian and tom yam - the process of Asianification is nearly complete.

by extravivians October 10, 2011

Asian Driver

-American Rice-Rocketeer: these are young, American born Asians who drive supped-up Japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car. They are most annoying on the freeway, where they drive in the middle lane at 60MPH and always keep a 40 car distance between themselves and the car in front of them. They also have the fascinating tendency to not base their speed off of what their speedometer says, but by who is trying to pass them. This leads to them speeding up when you approach and slowing down when you get stuck and have to slow. Sometimes, Rice-Rocketeers trade in their brethren's cars and buy BMW's. However, they still act the same way. Also, it must be noted that this particular breed of Asian Driver has the curious tendency of backing their car up into parking spaces as opposed to driving into them. This always results in about 5 re-tries that hold up other parkers waiting their turn, and also tends to lead to a poor parking job with their car twisted or crooked in the space. No known answer for this strange, seemingly detrimental ritual has yet been found.

Hey look, theres an Asian Driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a Rice Rocketeer. He could prolly smoke any of us with that car!

No way man, he's going 62mph, and he's gonna keep going 62mph.

What a fricken waste of a supped up engine then!

by Alucard van der Shwei December 4, 2011

asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)

susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush

by kayla December 12, 2003