Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

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Doing an Amanda

When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

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amanda lins

Amanda lins is a girl with a big ass(thick)

Damn that girl has a Amanda lins ass

by Selena gonez April 8, 2018

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amanda grace moe

The definition of perfection. She is gods blessing on earth and every second you spend with her is an unforgetable memory. Dont lose her there is no one else like her.

Amanda grace moe, the angel

by bigsmokee June 13, 2018

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Amanda Rose

an amazing chemistry teacher with the fattest butt you could imagine

yo i wanna crack amanda rose

by slayslurpbaddie November 13, 2025

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Amanda

The one you will spend the rest of you life looking for because there is only one and I got dibs. Her actions, good or bad, for the most part has the best interests of the those she cares about though the outcome doesn’t always seem that way. For example she will lie if she believes it will save a fight or argument. She will also take some lies or “half trues” to the grave no matter the proof against her. Make sure you make everything clear with her or it will bit you in the ass. She will push your buttons and her boundaries to a point you didn’t think possible. She lacks accountability and can be selfish at times. Her understanding of how her actions hurt others is nonexistent. Even with her flaws the light in her trumps the star Sirius. She will bring you the most joy you’ve ever experienced but she can also bring intense despair and be as dark as a black hole. Money has no pull on her and doesn’t affect her choice in a man. She’s amazing to celebrate with and even more amazing to struggle with. Her beauty is unmatched and is worshipped as a goddess by men and women. Perfect hour glass shape big ol’booty that will stop you in your tracks. I’m still in my tracks.

Amanda stop being a Suckafish you know you’re perfect.

by SuckaFishNarrator April 2, 2023

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