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Penis Aids

having aids on your penis
"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."
by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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Big Aids

A nickname for the superiors. You achieve this after being named Aidan, or Aidyn for 10 years, then you will be promoted to Aids. After mastering the name of AIDS... you will become Big Aids! Big Aids is the scariest of names and if someone is named that... run away and don’t stop running or big aids will give you the big aids!
Me: what’s ur name
Big AIDS: big aids
Me: Oh no! *runs away*
by Ok Ginger December 25, 2019
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aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.
She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .
by AspergersBear January 27, 2018
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Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"
Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.
by CranpaVA February 2, 2017
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aids mic

A very cheap or low quality microphone that sounds very unpleasant to ones ear.
"Joe Stain has an aids mic."
by netoconection July 24, 2017
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Aids rich

Being able to get 4 loafs of bread at a gas station, don’t forget the 10 milk too
Hey dude wanna have 5 bologna cheese whiz sandwiches? Isn’t it fun to have a friend who’s Aids rich
by HarryPooterz October 27, 2019
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