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Alabama Turkey Slammer

The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 20, 2016
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alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.
one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"
by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
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Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird
by cellophane girl July 8, 2011
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Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.
In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.
by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014
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alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
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