The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 20, 2016
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A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocket mug.One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
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Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
by cellophane girl July 8, 2011
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In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.
by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014
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I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
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