Stephen

Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.

He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.

Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.

Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.

Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.

Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.

I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.

I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.

You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.

I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
by Abby0190 October 22, 2023
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Shadley Edward Stephens

The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.
Omg look at that guy, he's so the coolest. He must be on that Shadley Edward Stephens shit!
by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023
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Stephen

A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
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Brandon Stephens

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
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Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
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Stephen hawking

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings
by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019
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