Yard rage
A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.
by atleastfourcats August 11, 2019
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Get the yard guard mug.A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010
Get the 50 Yard Fakie mug.In climbing, yarding is pulling on something with all you’ve got. Most often used to describe pulling on a hold with both hands.
“Don’t yard on that death block, it’s not solid!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”
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Get the Yard rage mug.Dūūne yard, is a slow motion Trap house that smells like vinegar that nothing but fetynal fiends frequent. Most likely to have never less than 12 to 17 opiate addicts pulling waps up with the one and only rig in the yard or smoking off the same spot stained piece of generic tinfoil.
Also a yard where your forsure gonna step in dog cat or human shit either coming in or leaving out only know yards are in Pierce County Washington (253)
Also a yard where your forsure gonna step in dog cat or human shit either coming in or leaving out only know yards are in Pierce County Washington (253)
Aye nigga is that compound over there juugin.
Fuck no that ain't no compound Them aren't tweeters
Them black and blue TRON ADDICTS
and it's THE DŪŪNE YARD WHERE U EITHER COME WITH SHITTY SHOES OR EXIT WITH SHIT ON THEM!!!!
Fuck no that ain't no compound Them aren't tweeters
Them black and blue TRON ADDICTS
and it's THE DŪŪNE YARD WHERE U EITHER COME WITH SHITTY SHOES OR EXIT WITH SHIT ON THEM!!!!
by Mrmessymess September 3, 2021
Get the Dūūne yard mug.The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
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