Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

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Lag Fag

When you lag on Lilly because you're in a relationship. >:(

Dude, you're being a real Lag Fag!

by daddy squash June 25, 2020

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Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer April 07, 2016

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Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 01, 2019

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Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 07, 2011

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