a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.
by susy man and dhar man but sus February 23, 2022

A greg is someone who is fundamentally inferior but delusional in self-superiority. Don’t be a Greg.
by nigaret December 11, 2023

Greg is the fastest growing army on youtube (don’t look that up it is true)
Greg might be a cult (we don’t know for sure)
Greg will take over the world
Greg is god
Greg will never go away
Becoming Greg is inevitable
We will all become truly Greg
Greg will never die
Greg
Greg might be a cult (we don’t know for sure)
Greg will take over the world
Greg is god
Greg will never go away
Becoming Greg is inevitable
We will all become truly Greg
Greg will never die
Greg
Greg can be used in many different ways for example
Greg 1: “I Gregged so much last night, I might have a baby Greg idk yet though.”
Greg 2: “I know right? That party was so Greg last night.”
Greg 1: “I Gregged so much last night, I might have a baby Greg idk yet though.”
Greg 2: “I know right? That party was so Greg last night.”
by Xxktty_clipxX May 10, 2025

by andioop_sksksksksk October 16, 2020

by BoneSupremacy October 1, 2020

Greg is a pervert and a selfish bastard. He definitely has a small penis so he try’s to
Compensate. You will never find a bigger douche bag. Some might go so far as to call him bitch. He will hurt you and he should do time for going for girls much to young for him. Girls be warned he will give you rug burn with his beard.
Compensate. You will never find a bigger douche bag. Some might go so far as to call him bitch. He will hurt you and he should do time for going for girls much to young for him. Girls be warned he will give you rug burn with his beard.
Greg is a terrible person
by Nick62105 December 7, 2021
