July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

December 1st

National post Dania on ur social media

Girl:why is Dania all over social media
Boy:it's December 1st

by QueenDani.A November 8, 2020

June 1st

National give head to tomas day

yeah man its june 1st give head to tomas

by helmetonly May 21, 2022

December 1st

The day where Ismael gives Ameerah his hoodie on a cold winter day

December 1st means it’s time for Ismael to give Ameerah his hoodie

by ABCDEFG12224 November 21, 2021

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022

December 1st

December 1st is national glow-up day. eat candy to glow-up!

December 1st is national glow-up day that means you get to eat candy all day until December 2nd.

by Baddest bxtch November 1, 2020