Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

sitting black

Sitting, in preferably your car, with your seat leaned back so that if you stick your hand out you can barely grab the wheel with one hand.

Yeah man, got so nervous driving today I had to drive sitting black

by Baridi January 10, 2017

Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023

Black Elephant

A well endowed african american lover. Prefered by middle aged white men.

Oh he's my black elephant

by BoggleBoy November 24, 2023

Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018

black forces

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH BLACK FORCES YOU ARE NOT SAFE IM TELLING

how do i know?? CUZ I GOT EM

YO U REMEBER QUON

YE W BOUT HIM
HE BEAT MY ASS

LEMME GUESS HE HAD BLACK FORCES
YEP

by tru black forces wearer July 17, 2021

Black Easter

Holiday was created to honor & remember Blas Aguilera a Havana Rabbit owned by Irving Aguilera. The Holiday starts in March 15 & ends when Spring is over.

I’m going to celebrate Black Easter, I’m wearing black!

by Knitty March 22, 2024