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bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. December 31, 2008
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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Throwing the Bag

Messing up plans or failing something intentionally. Synonym phrase of "throwing," for further emphasis.
Person A: Did you see Noah canceled his plans to hang out with his girl?
Person B: God, he's actually throwing the bag.
by Sigmasauce June 20, 2024
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National bop bag day

National bop bag day is on May 9th and we celebrate all the bop bags in the world
M: yoooooo c it’s national bop bag day

C: woo Andrew mush be exited

A: BOP BAGGGGG
by Maddy036 May 26, 2018
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Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.
Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!
by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018
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Bag of Donuts

Bag of Donuts (noun):

A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.
“I’m feeling lucky tonight; put me down for a Bag of Donuts to spread the love!”
by Pooppuree October 12, 2023
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