Love Me Tenders

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.

Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders

by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007

Loves you more

It is scientifically proven that girls love the boys more. The boy is usually the one that leaves the girl first so that means the girl always wins the ‘i love you more game’

Ashley loves you more Kota
Oh jeez she’s winning the loves you more game

by The awkward Ashley April 17, 2019

love a goat's anus

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008

Ben loves Julia

Ben loves Julia but they are best friends so Ben is too afraid to tell Julia how he feels so he doesn’t tell her because he thinks it will ruin the friendship. But what Ben doesn’t know is that Julia loves Ben too but Julia doesn’t want to tell Ben how she feels because she think that it will also ruin the friendship. So Julia and Ben have been best friends for a long time but they both have feelings for each other but they will never know because they are too afraid. But Ben should tell Julia how he feels because Julia deserves to know. And he should not be afraid he should be brave.

Person 1: wow Ben loves Julia it is so obvious
Person 2: ikr but he’s to afraid to tell her

by Ben loves Julia January 27, 2020

i love feet

feet are fun to play with and hug and eat and make cute noises with and do the silliest things with it ever

I REALLY I LOVE FEET!

by sword16 April 10, 2023

True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020

dirty lovely peaches

When your Coochie stinks so bad that your eyes water and you feel like you are going to puke

I was eating and I had a dirty lovely peaches and I can still smell that shit.

by girlboss queen April 15, 2020