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Bush Baby

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
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baby

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pfas baby

A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.

Evidence:

Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.

PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.

Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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