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shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.
Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.
by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023
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convincing shit

When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.

(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023
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albino shits

When a woman/man who has received anal takes a dump and the cum dyes their fecal matter white
Yeah I did anal with Matt earlier today and the albino shits have been getting to me
by G Huncho November 28, 2021
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Dopey shit

A loser who does something so stupid, that they are referred to as "dopey" and the "shit" is just added to imply the obvious.
I saw some lad trip over his own feet at the community match yesterday... it was Alan, the dopey shit!
by The #1 Lad October 18, 2019
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Dexy Shit

This is a lifestyle! People that tend to use this word often dont give a fuck about life! they live life to their fullest which means they dont care about what other people think about them! People that use the phrase “dexy shit” are often on some boss lifestyle which means they are balling and are above everyone and everything! The phrase is mostly used whenever u flex or you do something savage in which u trully dont give a fuck!
Holy shit i just ran off on the plug and he didnt do anything cause he knew i was on that Dexy Shit!

Got paid 100 bands to get the job done, i knew this was that Dexy Shit since the beginning!
by CartelCDN October 23, 2019
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Smokin that shit

When a nigga be smokin shit in school bathroom an get caught by administrator and you see him and your like hey you smokin that shit
Kid: (being arrested by Sro)
Me: aye you smokin that shit
by Dahhhhh nigga November 2, 2019
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shit binding

It is a form of binding that is a sub category from water bending

It is also a way to bend people's words to go in your favor
Bro is that avatar using the secret technique of shit binding

Dang what was that "it was shit bending"
by Pluto71 November 9, 2020
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