Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
by Obronzed May 29, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
by egerton September 9, 2020
Get the Jackmug. by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021
Get the Jack Kellehermug. An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool
by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022
Get the Jackmug. When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
Get the Captain jack sparrowmug. having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.
Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?
Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.
by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017
Get the Jack frostmug. That guy is a Jack be careful with him.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack just wanted to suck some dick.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack just wanted to suck some dick.
by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024
Get the Jackmug.