black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Black Aces

Guy with a big penis that will make girls cum 1 second

Tabitha:"hi Louis
BlackAces:" hi Tabby
Tabitha:"oh, oh I'm cumming!!!
BlackAces:" not a surprise

Black Aces

by RayanAces November 23, 2021

its because im black

Something a black person (probably white) on the internet says when they lose a game or are accused of something they did to make someone or something look racist

Some guy he teamkilled: bro why did you teamkill me

The guy hes talking to: why me bro, its because im black isnt it

by awfegegrgehe December 21, 2023

black bean bussy

a black bean bussy is wear a woman or man takes a shit and the woman uses it as lube or a dildo if the shit is hard

person one ''did you hear kyla gave shelby the black bean bussy last week?''

person two ''im super jelly i did that back in my teen years!!''

by superdong69 May 14, 2022

big black cool aid loving nigga

a unwanted black person witch is a theif i mean they all are that loves bannanas waternmelon and fucking kool aid fucking cotton pickers

i saw one of those big black cool aid loving nigga people today fucking cunts

by hreru8h May 24, 2024

Black

A color, a race and free labor

I'm blackanese - Chris Tucker

by Swift Apples September 17, 2021