shoot myself in the face

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003

why the long face

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse

chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009

Flying Face Fuck

In a video game, blowing an opponents brains all over the pavement while they or yourself are in mid-air.

Sean Connery and Chuck Norris were playing Modern Warfare 2 and Sean Connery got a Flying Face Fuck for the game winning kill.

by UrbanGamer123 February 8, 2010

resting kms face

It's like resting bitch face except you just look like you're about to off yourself

Friend 1: hey are you okay? You look really sad.

Friend 2: oh yeah! I just have resting kms face.

by Schuii September 4, 2018

Butt Cheek Face

A face with Butt Cheeks

The man had a Butt Cheek face.

by Matelynlover November 13, 2017

dog food face

dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.

"jesse mccartney you are a dog food face"

by spittlz May 14, 2005

winky kissy face

She wants you to send her nudes

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘winky kissy face

by Hi guys I'm Joey November 18, 2015