coffee makes me poop

h

coffee makes me poop man

by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020

Bass has got me

The act of bass hitting one so hard that is actually causes an erected pen1s. In broader terms, any situation when the p3n1s is solid aka non flaccid.

1.
Sam - "Trusst, this tune is 'ard!"
Sean - "Ooah, bass has got me!"

2.
Sam - "One for you cuz"
Sean - "No no, bass will get me"

by ilstevo:) March 17, 2011

show me your tits

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener

SHOW ME YOUR TITS BROTHER

by enzo----________-----___------ January 18, 2019

let me do it for you

A meme involving the long nosed 'Borzoi' dog.

Eminem: yo kanye where is my jewish friend
Kanye (made graduation): im not sure! lets find him
Borzoi: let me do it for you! kermeeet.
Kanye & Eminem: Awesome Sauce!

by better qwintuples January 27, 2023

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

me when i lie

this word is literally manasvi, it can be used after a follow up as an insult when someoen says something not true

manasvi says "im so pretty" i say "me when i lie" so manasvi is me when i lie

by Ry but cool August 24, 2023

You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

by MetalArachnoid1331 October 28, 2022