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Jack Warden

A tall motherfucker that looks like they were stretched on some form of medieval torture device
by Succulent Folds November 29, 2021
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Jack

man 1: what’s that
man 2: that’s jacks horse penis
by havli10252 November 30, 2021
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Jack batty

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
by Naafta December 1, 2021
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Jack batty

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
by Naafta December 1, 2021
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getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024
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Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.
"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"
by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024
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De-Jacking

The action of jacking someone off without touching them or their member
Man, Sally gave me blue balls with her de-jacking.
by BriMarie15 February 16, 2024
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