Rum Slur Syndrome

A neurological disease that causes the sufferer to experience a wide variety of symptoms, similar to a very mild form of asperger's or social anxiety.

Symptoms include but are not limited to-
- Slurred speech
- Inability to finish thoughts or sentences
- Moodyness
- An uncontrollable guilty conscience
- Inability to pick up on other social queues

-Obsessive personality
Sufferers also exhibit physical symptoms
-Clumsyness
-Being easily injured
-Minor hearing or visual abnormalities
Symptoms simulate that of being constantly buzzed, or a little drunk, hence the name

Friend #1: Dude, whats wrong with (name)
Friend #2: Idk, he's been acting kind of weird lately
Friend #1:Do you think he's got rum slur syndrome?
Friend #2: Not sure, but it's kinda pissing me off.

by Ayrian Nazi Nigga January 16, 2015

Study Moodset Syndrome

When no matter how hard you fucking try you can't get into the mood to study.

Jimmy:Fuck this, ill surf youtube ,kongregate and urban dictionary for sometime.God do I hate my Study Moodset Syndrome.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

Wal-Mart Syndrome

A condition developed after shopping at Wal-Mart. You start getting ridiculed by family, friends and even strangers for being one of those weird people who shop at Wal-Mart. It can also lead to bullying for school kids.

Billy must have Wal-Mart Syndrome. All the kids at school are making fun of him because I got his clothing from Wal-Mart.

by Azion March 31, 2015

Multiple Cat Syndrome

A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.

I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.

by Strattonuts July 25, 2016

Shy Dick Syndrome

When your dick gets shy because you're too high.

Gab: Why is your dick soft
Nicko: I Just smoked
Gab: You got shy dick syndrome again????

by ARobustMongoloid October 25, 2016

Barbie-Girl Syndrome

A Person Who cannot stand the imperfections in any part of his/her life either involving a hosted event, a partner, an art piece they made, a fan account, or anything.

They also think their work is the best and not worth any negative criticism. if you give someone with Barbie-Girl Syndrome negative but fair criticism, you are likely in for a bad time

People with Barbie-Girl Syndrome Normally go through about 20 partners a week (if they are not ace) because None of them are perfect and the person with Barbie-Girl Syndrome doesn't care about them because they are not perfect. then goes to self harm and claim that ex-partner was a shit person.

People with Barbie-Girl Syndrome also make up lies about people that like them. also threatens to kill said person. and play the Victim Card alot

Molly: ARGH IM LEAVING YOU, YOU ARE NOT PERFECT

Later in the day

Molly: WAAAAAAAH, MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE AND MADE ME CUT MYSELF

Gerry Buttlicker: Wow, you must have Barbie-Girl Syndrome

by AmethystLegit November 3, 2018

Newly Wed Syndrome

When a couple gets together and they are disgustingly clingy and cutesy with each other.

"Oh they totally have newly wed syndrome."

by Zewitty September 8, 2018