Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.

Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.

by Gov’t Cheese January 14, 2023

Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 18, 2023

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 30, 2021

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br

i can't lie this pisses me off something and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now vro? laughing out loud at this point just go be for real vro, i don't even know no more, be right back gang got to go at the moment laughing my ass off by the way this piss you off too? just let me know laughing out loud on bro for real no thank you be for real right now like bro

Guy 1:icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br

Guy 2: What the absoloute FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

by Forsaken hater April 27, 2025

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 30, 2022

go siphon a chicken

Siphon also means the same as suck, a chicken can also be called a cock. So go siphon a chicken can also mean "go suck a cock"

jack : *being an idiot*
mark : oh, go siphon a chicken.

by blädrn svartr October 21, 2021

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 25, 2024