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can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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tb;do

Literally, "Too big; didn't open"

Said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.

Usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90' style because it wasn't worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.

When informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
Original poster: "Hi guys what do you think of my new sweater? (2.25 MB, 3264x2448)"
User 1: "tb;do"
User 2: "learn2resize"
Original poster: "Remember how it's 2010 and it's not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem".
User 1: "Remember how i'm not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can't bother to use a stupid image editing software."
by keichix December 31, 2010
mugGet the tb;domug.

doing a tofte

Doing a tofte means eating and drinking something really quickly. "Created by our good friend, Christofire"da savage" Tofte."
Holy shit Jonny is doing a tofte
by Dr. PjuskeBusk June 5, 2016
mugGet the doing a toftemug.

I Do Believe In You

They tried to catch us dancin' on the line
They say we took it way too far this time
They gave us no breaks here, but we made our own I swear
I do, I do believe in you, after all that we've been through
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), and everything that we do
We used to run with the dangerous crowd
Where the flame was hot and burning out
We knew we'd have to give, it hit us where we lived
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you)
After all that we've been through together
You took away my darkest nights (I do believe in you)
When no one else could see the light
Running blind day after day, some things never want to change, ooh
We knew we'd have to give, it hit us where we lived
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), can't you see
After all that we've been through
You took away my darkest nights (I do believe in you)
When no one else could see the light, yeah
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), and everything that we do
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), and everything that we do
by Death Menace June 3, 2023
mugGet the I Do Believe In Youmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Know If It Has To Be Proven Or Cared FOr<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
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Doing a Newman

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"
by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019
mugGet the Doing a Newmanmug.

Do you see fairies?

The question that you would use to ask someone is stupid and retarded.
Bro why’d you do that, Do you see fairies?
by Sneeze88 October 2, 2021
mugGet the Do you see fairies?mug.

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