Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.

Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Jack-like

The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Nandu: Man that was noob

Erdem: Yeh that was Jack-like

Jack: *cries*

Don: *laughs*

by Erdles January 17, 2006

Jack

gay ass loser, stinky gay loser

Rando: Who's that?
Other Rando: Oh, that's Jack, but we just call him 'stinky gay loser'

by abtmybf March 6, 2025

jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

The Jack Frost

The action of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.

"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"

by JackFrost509 March 14, 2024

Jack

Jack is a very sweet person who will always make you laugh! He is very handsome with blonde hair blue eyes and freckles. He can be very stubborn and rude but that doesn’t mean he can’t be very caring. He will also make you smile just by looking at him

Girl 1; Oh my gosh look it’s Jack!
Girl 2; Go talk to him he’s so cute!
Girl 1; Ok!!!

by LittleLoveBird$$$ August 29, 2021