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Split Sack Syndrome

The act of wearing jeans so tight ur sack gets seperated at the seat of ur pants and eventually splits into two seperate sacks each containing one ball.
- "His jeans are so tight."
- "yeah i bet thats giving him split sack syndrome"
by Wild Wallrus September 25, 2011
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square bum syndrome

When your butt becomes sqaure after sitting for too long
Dude, i got major square bum syndrome after that exam
by bunny.com May 16, 2010
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mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.
'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.
by hard but not January 11, 2009
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Rag in hand syndrome

This is a technique used by dishwashers/bartenders that have nothing to do or dont want to work. They keep a rag with them at all times and when a manager or supervisor walks by they start scrubbing the closest thing to them so as to appear busy.
Jacob has the Rag in hand syndrome so bad that i think he may even sleep with it.
by Michael Knorrdan March 15, 2009
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irritable money syndrome

when one is so money hungry that they can't stop them self from spontaneously shitting money all over the place. Constant brief cases, plastic bags and rubber bands will have to be used to contain the massive amount of cash originating from the asshole who is showing signs of the disease.
When one is associated with Andrew Lazar, it is a sure bet that one is experiencing irritable money syndrome.
by joey moneyberg March 5, 2014
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reoccurring urination syndrome

Reoccurring Urination Syndrome (RUS)

This syndrome is when one fully empties their bladder (or they believe they have) and then after washing their hands (mostly occurs with warm water) they then feel the need to urinate again. Often there is no more liquid to be expelled from the urethra, and the subject of the syndrome can often leave the toilet.
Person 1: Dude I just needed to pee again after I thought I completely released my bladder.
Person 2: Yeah bro, thats a nasty case of Reoccurring Urination Syndrome
Person 1: Nice
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papa smurf syndrome

When a skinny girl enjoys bumping uglies with a larger man resemblig papa smurf.
"Girl omg look at the guy with the beard. I'd totally ride that."
"Woah. You totally have papa smurf syndrome"
by smurflover69 November 3, 2014
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