by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021
Get the Jack Lotionmug. by CrimsoniaN69696969 June 27, 2018
Get the Jackmug. by GoMango99 March 24, 2023
Get the Jack The Nappermug. jacks are kind and caring and a wingman for all their friends. They are very small like seven dwarfs height but they are one of the funniest people you will ever meet.
Person 1 : “did you talk to that new jack kid he’s really nice “
Person 2: “didn’t see him “
Person 1: “you have to look down”
Person 2: “didn’t see him “
Person 1: “you have to look down”
by square head 101 May 24, 2019
Get the Jackmug. First of all he just looks disgusting. Second of all why do u tell delia u like her on Snapchat and then all of a sudden at school you act all innocent. Ur so innocent and I truly like DONT know why you like even have friends not even kidding bc u don’t deserve any friends. Ur so fake and stupid and back to the delia think it’s freaking obvious u like her in the first place and I rly want you to just go far far away from me and never come back. Like That would Make me so happy and drew can come w u tbh. Hank is way way better than you in so many ways. Ur hair is disgusting. Every time I look at ur face I want to throw up. Please stop. Go to sTeM. Go to garrison. Go to any middle school in the world EXEPT COASTAL. I am blessed that ur not in my homeroom. I would drop out of school and work at McDonald’s I don’t even care. Ur friends are terrible and so is ur face. Whenever someone ships me w u it’s probably cause I don’t talk to you in math. Maybe it’s cause I don’t want to look at ur ugly face I would rather die. have you ever heard the word “ignoring” that’s what i do to you sweetie. Oh but also you probably don’t even know that word cause u are the worst at spelling and a two year old could do better. You only leave out Liam cause he’s the only nice one of ur friends. Sorry to break it to you hunny but everyone else can die in a hole. INCLUDING you.. maybe you probably can marry delia I’m fREAKING China I don’t care but just stay far away from me and don’t ever talk to me.
by Yagirlblanket December 1, 2018
Get the Jackmug. Emil was jacking me last night 😂
I was doing my math homework for 2 hours the textbook was jacking me 😂
Every school other than Archbishop Macdonald is a jack school 😂
I was doing my math homework for 2 hours the textbook was jacking me 😂
Every school other than Archbishop Macdonald is a jack school 😂
by kdaddy-05 September 28, 2021
Get the Jackmug. A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
Get the Jack Sparrowmug.