I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

Thinking should be like a super computer fast

Thinking should be like a super computer fast

Thinking should be like a super computer fast

by Real Alberto July 17, 2022

Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025

Change of Like

When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.

Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.

by Trapped_In_Time July 24, 2013

Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.

"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Simp-Like

A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.

This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.

Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.

by Uwuuwuwu April 17, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Not Like This<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not Like This<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not Like This<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025