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Bill Nye your dog is bi

Phrase used after repeated alterations of "ur mum gay" have been used. Saying this phrase while simultaneously singing along with the theme of Bill Nye the Science Guy results in the God of Gender Judgement,John Cena, to obey 3 requests to permanently change a person's gender, thus never letting anyone identify them as something else again.
"ur mum gay"
"ur ancestors incestors"
"ur granny tranny"
"Bill Nye your dog is bi!"
*Silence Persists afterwards*
"OOOOOOOOO"
by BIGB990 May 25, 2018
mugGet the Bill Nye your dog is bimug.

3 day blind dog glaze

A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
mugGet the 3 day blind dog glazemug.
A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
mugGet the Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorbladesmug.
Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
mugGet the keep the dog off the half pipemug.
Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety
Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass
by Deener Dangle Dongle May 19, 2022
mugGet the Throbbing like a Sick dog's assmug.

national kiss your dog day

you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.
guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.
by lani knows best May 31, 2022
mugGet the national kiss your dog daymug.

San Francisco Corn Dog

A sexual act in which a male covers his penis in feces; he then proceeds to put it in the oven to warm it. Finally, after squeezing mustard on the warm feces covered member, a woman takes the cock in her mouth until ejaculation.
Dude, Shelley was so hungry until I gave her a big San Francisco Corn Dog
by Chuck Central June 20, 2011
mugGet the San Francisco Corn Dogmug.

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