Chronic fatigue syndrome

Difficulty waking up, or doing much of anything, resulting from smoking too much Chronic. (High THC marijuana Bud. The "good" stuff)

Q: "What is with me these days? Why are my eyelids like lead weights, and why am I still in bed at 1pm? I've got sh*t to do ... um, where's my bong?"

A; "Its all that bud-smoking, yo! You've got Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

by BeenThere2 November 27, 2009

ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"

Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010

Chicken Head Syndrome

A large pain in your neck that you get from being too much of a chicken head. Often is in the form of a large lump anywhere around the neck.

Kyle - "Did you see the knot in that girls neck? Holy shit what is that?"
Evan - "That looks like Chicken Head Syndrome!"

Niki - "What do I do to get rid of Chicken Head Syndrome?"
Evan - "Oh an advil or two will do, maybe some tea! Just cool down on the domicile!"

by DROPlv October 24, 2008

Little Dick Syndrome

One with Little Dick Syndrome compensates for shortcomings by attacking those more successful than them. If your dick is two inches longer than someone effected by the disease they will try to chop two inches off yours to level the playing field. LDS effects all walks of life aswell, not just dick size. If you have a better looking girlfriend than someone with LDS they will say she's a slut, she's dumb, or she has herpes in an attempt to chop inches off your dick and make themselves look better. If you lift more weight in the gym than someone affected by LDS they will say your on steroids and use bad form. If you drive a nicer car than someone with LDS they will say it's a peice of shit, the rims are ugly, that the model is underpowered. LDS sufferers love to drive big V8s to compensate for little dick sizes ex, lifted trucks mustangs

-Tims a fag he's never got anything good to say about anyone but himself. - Yeah kid has Little Dick Syndrome .

by Paulie nutz August 19, 2016

Old People's Syndrome

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

by ElementProj April 11, 2011

fat head syndrome

gay monkeys eat ass

yup

by Jeff K June 2, 2003

Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome

A disease that is rare enough that only those who have it know how to write it or pronounce it. Try telling your doctor that you have it. Your doctor will either leave the room to look it up on his computer or will fake that he knows what it is and schedule you for a blood test.

Cop: "Why were you speeding, weaving, texting, applying mascara and eating while driving?"

Offender: "Was I really doing those things? I'm sorry. Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome made me do it"

Cop: "Please step out of the car, maam. and keep your hands in plain view."

Offender: " I'm sorry, officer, my Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome makes it hard for me to stand up. You can call my Doctor..."

by oilrag September 29, 2009